Saturday, September 29, 2012

Adventures in Getting to School

What happens when a city loses electricity at rush hour?  Utter pandemonium, that's what.

It all started when Rachael woke Colleen and I up before our alarms to tell us that the power was out and it might take longer to get ready.  We managed somehow, though it was pitch black in most parts of the apartment.  We assumed that the problem was just in our building.  As we approached the metro station I recall noticing that there were a lot of people standing around, but it didn't fully pierce my consciousness until we started down the steps and a friendly stranger told us that the trains weren't running.  Then I looked up and realized that the sidewalk and half of the street were swarming with people.  Did I mention that it was rush hour?  The entire city had to get to work or school, and the buses were now the only way to get there.  Anytime one turned the corner, there was practically a stampede to get there first, even before it pulled up to the bus stop.  People were hanging out so that the doors couldn't close, and somehow even more managed to squeeze on. 

Colleen and I made it onto the second bus that we attempted, but only barely.  I was standing on the bottom step of the doorway, though fully inside (I'm not brave/stupid enough to do the whole hanging-out-of-the-door thing) while Colleen tried, unsuccessfully, to push farther in and give me some more room.  The bus started down the street with the doors still open, but after about a block the driver decided to close them.  That is the point at which I realized that my foot was perfectly positioned between the door and the bottom step.  Fortunately, some things are universal, because all language ability left me for the moment, even English.  But my "Ow... ow... OWW!!!!" got the message across and someone called up to the driver to open the doors!  After some rearranging, we managed to get me in enough to close the door and continued on our merry way.  And somehow 6 more people squeezed in after me over the next two bus stops!

Watching out the window as we drove along, I couldn't help being reminded of an apocalyptic movie.  All the stoplights were out, so we had some unusual traffic patterns going- though it's worth noting that ever since we got here we've found the lanes to be more of a suggestion than anything else.  Our bus spent a good portion of the time on the wrong side of the double lines, and I definitely saw a car making a U-turn in the middle of three lanes going the opposite direction.  Though to be fair, traffic was at a standstill so that it wasn't dangerous as much as just funny looking.  And every time we passed a metro station, there was the same sea of people, overflowing the sidewalk to cover half the street.  Add to this the occasional stampede towards the buses and you start to get the whole end-of-the-world vibe. 

We were almost 30 minutes late to school, but we were still there before half of the teachers and most of the students, so it wasn't a big deal.  Later that night we found out that it wasn't just the city that lost electricity- the entire country of Azerbaijan had a power outage!  Somehow that just makes the story so much better.  :)

In closing, I'll leave you with a question we pondered many a time over the years in Kazakhstan: How many people can you fit onto a bus that's already bursting at the seams?  Based on my experience today, I'd say at least 20.

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